Thursday, Oct 23rd

Last update:05:18:56 PM GMT

Notice: Uninitialized string offset: 1635 in D:\sites\urbanswirl\plugins\system\SEOSimple.php on line 141

The Duchess of Pimp

E-mail Print
Share

The cost to access to her ex-hubby, Prince Andrew, is $500,000 pounds ($724,000 American dollars). But first, a down payment of $40,000 in cash is required. The Queen must be shitting in her royal gown right about now. 

LONDON — Duchess of York Sarah Ferguson said she was "very sorry" for her lapse of judgment after she was recorded apparently offering to sell access to her ex-husband Prince Andrew in return for 500,000 pounds ($724,000).

The duchess said in a statement released Sunday that she had financial problems, but "that is no excuse for a serious lapse in judgment and I am very sorry that this has happened."

"I very deeply regret the situation and the embarrassment caused," she said.

The tabloid News of the World posted video on its website that appears to show Ferguson discussing payment terms. She is heard to say "500,000 pounds when you can, to me, open doors."

Asked if she was referring to the prince, she said: "Yeah."

The newspaper said Ferguson, 50, spoke to an undercover reporter posing as a businessman.

Andrew is an international British trade ambassador. Both the newspaper and the duchess said he had no knowledge of the meeting.

The report is embarrassing, but there is no suggestion Ferguson did anything illegal.  Link

Wow Fergie - times must be tough to be selling your royal soul. Forget grace, dignity and your reputation! Drinking and smoking while negotiating a deal is certainly not a healthy combination. 

But here in America, what Sarah did is called lobbying and our politicians make billions. It is a business deal. Its capitalism!

Don't worry Sarah, this too will soon pass.

Add comment

Security code
Refresh

Latest Comments

From the Forum

Article Roundup

Ron Paul - Give It Up!!!

News image

Paul Vow to Remain a Republican in Race You must be Deaf Blind and Mute??? Read the Math! Your numbers are sooo...

Read more

Rudy wanted to ship em all back

News image

Seems like presidential wanna be Rudy wanted to ship all the immigrants back to where they came from when ...

Read more

Kucinich drops out of the race

Awww..spaceboy finally buys a clue and drops out. He says he will continue to serve in congress and endorse another Dem ...

Read more

Joe the Plumber On Gays

News image

Damn! Hasn't this idiot's 15 minutes of fame over yet? Sam Weazlebacher is giving his strong opinion about Gays and ...

Read more

Afghan Journalist Sentenced to Die for printing an article off the web

An Afghan student journalist has received a death sentence for printing an article off the web. "An Afghan journalist was ...

Read more

Jobless Grad Sues College

News image

A 27yo college graduate is suing the college she attended for $70,000, the amount spent on her full tuition, because she ...

Read more

Wintertime In Philadelphia - Massive Snowball Fight Causes Damage

News image

This story is exhibit A on why we need spring to come and quick.  In downtown Philadelphia there was a gi...

Read more

The Duggars - Baby 19 Coming

News image

The Duggars has a reality show: 18 Kids and Counting - has baby 19 due next Spring. But Michelle Duggar ...

Read more

Another Day, Another Round of Job Cuts

This time at the job cut counter, Sony and Anheuser-Busch.  Sony will shed 8,000 jobs from its rolls, while Aneuser-Busch ...

Read more