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Drunk & Subdued On TransAtlantic Flight

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A TransAtlantic Icelandair flight from Iceland to New York became an internet sensation for this drunkard. A 46yo passenger (no name released) drank ALL his duty-free liquor and became "unruly". He had to be duct taped and gagged onto his seat. Now we know what happens to fat, drunk and stupid onboard!

Philippines Senator Escudero Gets An Annulment

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Francis Escudero

Well, isn't this special! Religious hypocrisy is not just in American politics, meet Senator Francis "Chiz" Escudero III from the Philippines. The Philippines is a strong Catholic nation and Divorce is not legal in this country. Senator Escudero stands firm on that belief and so, after 13 years of marriage and 2 kids later, Escudero had his marriage - annulled.

William Spengler Burns Down House and Kills Firefighters

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William Spengler has been identified as the man who burned down his own house, with family members inside, and then proceeds to shoot and kill firefighters as they arrive on scene to put out the blaze.  Spengler was a walking, talking, advertisement for a number of reforms...gun control, mental health treatment overhaul, and sentencing guidelines revamping.

China Knife Attack at Elementary School

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Apparently we were living in 2 parallel worlds. On the same day when 20yo Adam Lanza walked into Sandy Hook Elementary School with 3 assault weapons and murdered 20 children, the other side of the world- China, a 36yo man yielding a knife walked into a Primary School in Henan province and attacked 23 students. The only difference between the two attacks, all the victims in the knife attack - SURVIVED.

Sandy Hook School Shooting - Can We Get Rid of the Guns Now?

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Maybe this is the year.  Obama won again and cannot be reelected.  So theoretically he can do as he likes.  We would like him to craft some type of national gun control measure.  There have been multiple instances within the last 24 months of gun nuts losing their shit and wounding and killing boatloads of people.  It is way past the time to tell the gun nuts that they have to get a new damn hobby.

Michael Dunn - Shooter of Unarmed Teen Charged with First Degree Murder

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Well, this looks like swift justice.  Remember the case of Michael Dunn?  The gun nut who shot up a vehicle full of unarmed black teens because he took offense to them playing music in a gas station parking lot?  Seems he has just been charged with first degree murder for the death of one of the teens, Jordan Davis.

White Tennis Player Caroline Wozniacki Thinks Stuffing Her Bra and Shorts for a Serena Williams Impersonation Is Funny

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Caroline Wozniacki

Jealousy rears its ugly head in many forms.  Tennis player Caroline Wozniacki is so mad that she can't achieve the success of Serena Williams, she simply couldn't suppress her white superiority complex any longer, and took a break from losing her match to stuff her bra and shorts in a crude imitation of Serena Williams body.

Say High Washington State

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Well, after years in the battle against drugs, Washington State is the first state to decriminalize the use of Marijuana as of this past Thursday 12/6/2012 @ 12:01AM. I can already see Christians everywhere deeply praying for God's intervention to get angry and strike down the unholy, sinful passing of this legislation. Hey Yahweh followers, Washington State also signed into law legalizing same-sex marriage! YeeHaa!!!!

Pizza Hut CEO Still Mad About Obamacare

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Pizza Hut CEO is such a sore loser.  He can no longer whine about how Obamacare will drive him out of business because of healthcare costs, so now he claims that giving consumers information on just how many calories they are about to shove into their pie hole is...sniff...just too hard!

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