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Another one of Bushie's boys is caught in a lie.

Stufflebeem was a military aide to President George H.W. Bush, and after rising to flag rank, was the public face of the Afghanistan war as he briefed reporters from the podium at the Pentagon while serving as deputy director of global operations on the Joint Staff.
It seems he was having a hot and steamy affair, and used the white house as a motel to hump his ho.

Stufflebeem, then a 37-year-old commander, pretended to be a widower, telling the woman that his wife had died of breast cancer and that he was raising his two children on his own, according to the Inspector General's report, obtained by Navy Times through the Freedom of Information Act.

In fact, Stufflebeem was still living with his wife at the time.

The report says Stufflebeem had sex with the State Department staffer in sleeping quarters in the White House basement and when the two traveled abroad with the White House travel team. The two engaged in "passionate kissing" in a car parked near the White House grounds, and he even sexually propositioned the woman's close friend on a trip to London, the report says.

When his mistress, who is not named in the report, unexpectedly called his house, Stufflebeem told her that the woman who answered the phone — his wife — was his children's nanny. And when their relationship became a distraction at work, he admitted the inappropriate relationship to his superiors and was relieved from his post, without the usual hail and farewell ceremony or end-of-tour award for such a position.

I swear it must be a job requirement.  They must ask them in interviews; "Have you ever cheated on your wife? Shot homemade porn?  Engaged in bathroom sex?  Abused any illegal or prescription drugs?  No?  Then you can't be part of the evil cabal."

I feel like our government is run by Caligula.  I can only wonder what Chimpy and Darth Vader get up to behind closed doors.  Maybe they roll around together in a vat of coke, and slather each other with crude oil.

Oh God.  Bad mental image.  Must go bleach brain now.

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