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Cheney Survived Heart Surgery

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Ho Hum! He is still alive. Lord Lucifer missed his opportunity to bring home his prodigal son. Or just maybe .... Hell doesn't want him at all! LOL. Cheney got a badly needed heart upgrade. Actually the doctors implanted a battery-operated ventricular device. Today, Cheney is a machine! His departure from humanity hasn't really changed much (he is just not human).

Former Vice President Dick Cheney recently underwent heart surgery and is recovering in a Virginia hospital, said a statement issued by Cheney on Wednesday.

During the operation last week at the Inova Fairfax Heart and Vascular Institute, doctors implanted a small pump that "improves heart function and will enable me to resume an active life," Cheney's statement said.

"The operation went very well and I am now recuperating," the statement said.

Dr. Tim Gardner, former president of the American Heart Association, told CNN that such implants indicate severe heart failure.

"These devices are put in patients whose heart failure is so bad that they need a mechanical pump to keep their circulation going," said Gardner, who is the medical director of the Center for Heart and Vascular Health at Christiana Care in Wilmington, Delaware.

Gardner was not involved in Cheney's treatment.

Cheney has a history of heart problems, including five heart attacks dating back to the first one he suffered in 1978 at age 37. 

He was released from a Washington, D.C., hospital on June 28 after suffering from "progressive retention of fluid related to his coronary artery disease," his office said at the time.
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Five Heart Attacks! Hmmmmm!
This man must be so evil, his own human heart rejected him!

So all the liberals in the blogosphere are mocking Cheney and him not having a heart! I think this is hilarious. This lampoon is quite mild as compare to the strong death threats and the deep-rooted hatred against Obama. A current sitting President. Even men of cloth would publicize their vile venomous hatred - praying and wishing harm and death to our President. 
During the 8 years of the Bush Administration, anyone praying or wishing harm and death upon a sitting president - well, lets just say it cannot be done publicly without major backlash.

So, with this device - Cheney now has no pulse! 
Ha! Kinda poetic! 

 

 

 

 

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