There is apparently a Holy War against Christmas - and guess who the evildoers are: the Gays!! - according to Fox Noise, Bill O'Reilly. Well, Gays are responsible for every hurricane, earthquakes and terrorist strikes against the US; Gays are responsible for destroying Straight Marriage; Gays are responsible for the moral decline of society!
Hell - why not, make Gays the evil grinches of Christmas!
Bill O’Reilly agreed with a Fox News guest Thursday night that it's not just "grouchy misanthropic heathen atheists" who hate Christmas, but those who promote gay rights and a woman's right to choose.
To help set the record straight, O’Reilly invited Imus in the Morning producer Bernard McGuirk on his show.
MCGUIRK: The war on Christmas is very, very real, and if you ask me, in addition to some grouchy misanthropic heathen atheists it has to do — at the root of it — it has to do with two things — abortion and the gay rights agenda, because Christianity is against those things. It’s subtle but that’s why it’s so pronounced in recent years, in my opinion.
So Christmas is in danger and the Gays are the ones destroying the Biblical message of Christmas. Hmmmmm!
Yet every December, fundamental evangelical Christians put up and decorate a tree (pagan), Christmas wreathe and mistletoe (more pagan), enjoy the vision of Santa Claus (another pagan icon) and go shopping for gifts hopefully at a Black Friday discount (major commercialism). Yes every year, Christians celebrate the true Biblical meaning of Christmas by injecting these non-Biblical traditions into their celebration.
But as I think about it more - those Christmas songs do have some GAY vibes! Maybe its true? Gays have infiltrated Christmas and made it ..... Gayer???!!
"Don we now our gay apparell"
"Make the yuletide Gay"
"Let our Hearts be gay" when we have ourselves a Merry Little Christmas
"Chestnuts roasting on an open fire"
"God rest ye Merry GentleMEN"
"Fall on your knees"
How sinister is this?? And lets not forget Santa's miniGay elves and fruitcake!
So the Gay Agenda is truly their "reason for the season!"
Well Bill, no gay apparell for you!