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United States Government Official New Seal

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The United States has an Official New Government Seal.
It is so appropiate for the times we are in.

Here is a Sneak review below.


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Official Announcement:
The federal government today announced that it is changing its emblem from an Eagle to a CONDOM because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance. A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed!
Damn, it just doesn't get any more accurate than that!


 

 

 

 

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