To all of you gullible people who believes EVERYTHING found on the internet is deemed TRUE - here's a fantastic story of a TSA pat-down incident at the San Francisco Airport security.
A 47 year old gay man was arrested at San Francisco International Airport after ejaculating while being patted down by a male TSA agent. Percy Cummings, an interior designer from San Francisco, is being held without bail after the alleged incident, charged with sexually assaulting a Federal agent.
According to Cummings’ partner, Sergio Armani, Cummings has “multiple piercings on his manhood” which were detected during a full body scan. As a result, Cummings was pulled aside for a pat-down. Armani stated that the unidentified TSA agent spent “an inordinate amount of time groping” Cummings, who had apparently become sexually aroused.
Cummings, who has a history of sexual dysfunction, ejaculated while the TSA agent’s hand was feeling the piercings. The TSA agent, according to several witnesses, promptly called for back up. Cummings was thrown to the ground and handcuffed. Link
It does sound plausible, doesn't it?! Words such as "gay man, piercing, manhood, groping, sexual dysfunction" - put it altogether in a sensational story to = arousal and climax! LOL! Verdict - a possible true story!
Well, with names like Percy Cummings and Sergio Armani, it does spark a doubtful, yet humorous thought. But here's the big catch - there are no other news source (especially the large or legitimate news sites) picking up on the story! And multiple sites that has this story all seems to reference the same source.
So believe all you want, but my advice is to pursue some fact-checking before believing it to be 100% truth!
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Then there's the claim that the TSA agent continued to handle his junk after he became "aroused".
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his name was cummings?
oh ho ho... that is so perfect.
You know what is going to happen... He is going to sue the living @#%$ out of them and win big. It is not his "fault" he is gay and to say so is going to create civil rights hell for the TSA. It is the TSA's responsibility to screen stuff like that and adjust aporopriately, right? The TSA dispatched a male who proceeded to rub the nuts and cock of a guy that likes guys and what do you expect? The civil rights people will be all over this watch... and they will win.
In point of fact, our website refused to run these stories, and deleted all instances where these stories were posted by members. So contrary to the gratuitous blog-bash, we on the net are not gullible.
If you want to talk gullible. let's go back to the corporate media's reporting of Saddam's 'nookular' bombs!
They violate the 1st Amendment by placing protesters in cages, banning books like “America Deceived II” and censoring the internet.
They violate the 2nd Amendment by confiscating guns.
They violate the 4th and 5th Amendment by molesting airline passengers.
They violate the entire Constitution by starting undeclared wars for foreign countries.
Impeach Obama and sweep out the Congress, except Ron Paul.
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If it is also salacious - the tabloids will have a field day!
Percy needs to sue them for sexual asaulting them...they has to touch him long enough for that to happen.
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