Miss George W. Bush? I answer Yes, as much as I miss a root canal, a ruptured appendicitis or genital warts. The mystery has been solved as to who put up the $$$ for this billboard in Minnesota. We should get a laugh out of this!
A mystery has been brewing over who paid for the billboard off a Minnesota road which features a photo of former President George W. Bush with the words "Miss me yet?"
I'm here to confess that I know who did it. I'm not proud, but it was me and several hundred other comedians who used to tell Bush jokes. We desperately miss him!
No one in politics was easier to write jokes about- although to be honest, Sarah Palin has a lot of potential - am I the only person who when you watch Sarah Palin make a speech, you begin to appreciate the intellect of Paris Hilton.
I look back nostalgically at the "Best of Bush:" His mispronunciation of words like "Al-keyda" and "newclear," his inability to watch TV and chew a pretzel at the same time, his falling off a bicycle, playing dress up on an aircraft carrier and of course dodging shoes like "Neo from the Matrix. Ahhh, the good ole days.
Now we are stuck with an articulate, intelligent President who knows how to read. C'mon, President Obama - the comedians need your help! You want to create more jobs, than help America's comedians who need more work!! Can you please mispronounce some words, mangle an expression, maybe say something like: "Is our children learning" like President Bush so famously did. Obama even knows how to dance well! We comedians are doomed!
I say with all due respect to President Obama: I know you are focused on issues like jobs, health care reform and solving the Middle East conflict, but can you throw us a comedic bone so we don't have to waste money on these billboards - we are desperate! Please don't make us form a "Comedians for Sarah Palin for President!" Link
Oh Yes - we must form a Comedy club for Sawah Painlin! Yes - Palin for 2012!
In a recent Tea Party convention, she took advantage over this story to mock our current President.
Recently even Sarah Palin, left to stone unturned to make a mockery out of Barack Obama. She was speaking at the National Tea convention. She poked fun at Barack Obama’s message of hope. “How’s that hopey-changey thing working out for you?” she asked. “To win that war, we need a commander in chief, not a professor of law,” she said. Link
Yes, an Alaskan Beauty Queen Journalist major and Governor-dropout can top a Editor of Harvard Law Review and College Professor over anything that is plaguing America today. Beauty over brains is the answer to our national turmoil. Yes - she will be able to solve and win the war against terrorism, our economic/employment crisis and nationalized healthcare. Yes, she alone can lead America out of this mess made by the former "miss me yet" President.
Yes America! Palin for 2012!
We all need a good laugh!
