File this under, "when side pieces attack". Long time side-line chick YaVaughnie Wilkins showed her married lover Oracle president Charles Phillips what can happen when you slip and slid on your wife for almost a decade and then decide to get a conscience...you get a bunch of $50,000 billboards plastered all over town putting you and your cheating ways on blast.
The billboards - two in Manhattan and others in Atlanta and San Francisco - tout the Web address of an online photo album containing what appears to be eight years worth of snaps of the duo vacationing, dancing, drinking and singing karaoke.
There are also dozens of florist cards signed "Charles" bearing messages like "I'm sorry, please forgive me," "I'm crazy about you" and "We're going to have a great life, stick with me."
Humph. How sloppy. If you are a big important man in high places you can't just schlep your side-piece around in public like that, and you certainly can't leave pages and pages of photographic evidence of the affair. Parading your ho around like she's legitimate only confuses her and causes her to lose sight of what her position is...the side-piece. That's when she gets demanding because she thinks that any day she's about to grab the big golden ring and be wifed up. When you let side-pieces get things like that in their airy little heads that's a recipe for trouble...and splashy billboards. Ho's don't have any problem with causing a scene by spray painting their cheater's car, or calling the wife and kids, or taking out $50,000 billboards to out the married man...they don't feel any shame, if they did, they wouldn't be a side piece.
Of course like the typical side-piece, this one claims that she didn't know ole' boy was married, that he bought her a house and took her all around town., that he was divorced shortly after they met. Hmmm...then why didn't she ever meet or talk to the wife at visitation or at the holidays? Why did the cheater buy "her" house in the name of a fake shell company, instead of their names together like a normal couple? Because she was a paid piece of tail, and if she had remembered this and continued to quietly play her position, like she had done for 8 years, she may still be in her house instead of having it sold from out under her.
The house was purchased in February 2008 by an entity called NewLife88 LLC — what a hopeful name for a shell company! Here's what we know about NewLife88: In the 2008-09 fiscal year, it was Hillsborough's 10th-largest taxpayer [pdf], owing to the home's $20,600 property tax assessment. It was organized in Nevada in January 2008, just a month before the the Hillsborough home was purchased, and according to real property and corporate database searches, appears to have transacted no other business aside from the purchase. NewLife88's manager, according to Nevada records, is another Nevada company called Redkey12 LLC, which was organized in February 2008 as a foreign limited liability company and also appears to have no other purpose aside from its relationship with NewLife88. Redkey 12's manager is Jeffrey R. Matsen, a San Matero, Calif., lawyer who specializes in asset protection for wealthy clients...
But nothing lasts forever: Alas, NewLife88 sold the home just last month, on December 16, to a private equity investor and his wife. Which means Wilkins had to clear out at just about the same time that her web site and billboards disclosing her eight-year affair with a married corporate titan who was just last month publicly singing the praises of his wife in a speech were starting to appear.
So for all of the ho-cake's friends posting all over the blogsphere how they don't understand, that is why Mistress Yaya is so mad. She reached too high, tried to go from ho to housewife and lost "her" house in the process. Maybe she just should have sent a few emails with her evidence pics to his wife and boss and saved all of that billboard money for some nice therapy.
I'm sure Gloria Allred will be on the phone with her newest celebrity side piece in 4, 3, 2...
