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Rush Limbaugh Loses Weight

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Hey America, Lard-Ass Limbaugh has lost weight! And he lost weight the quick and rapid way (dropping 80 pounds in 5 months). I'm hoping maybe he had expunged the 80lbs of crap lodged in his head!

Rush Limbaugh’s newly sleek physique was a short time coming. The right-wing radio host has gone from portly to paunch-free in a mere five months.

Limbaugh confirmed to American Superstar Magazine that he’s using a diet from Quick Weight Loss Centers and eating about 1,500 calories per day. On his Web site, the suddenly sylph-like Limbaugh describes his diet as “based on actual food that you buy at the grocery store, a couple supplements that they provide you.”

Limbaugh has professed ignorance as to how his diet works, despite numerous queries since he announced his weight loss plans in March.

"Folks, it's not that I won't tell you, it's just I can't," he said in June. "It's too complicated. I mean putting the menu together is a jigsaw puzzle every day. It would take me 45 minutes every day to tell you what the diet plan is and answer all your questions about why it works."

Quick-fix diets often don’t work over the long haul, experts say. When dieters lose weight that quickly, the pounds tend to pile back on once they stop the starvation regimen.

“Think how long it took you to put on that weight,” says Althea Zanecosky, registered dietitian and former spokesperson for the American Dietetic Association. “It will probably take you that long to take it off, if you do it sensibly.”

And “sensible,” from the standpoint of a registered dietitian, means losing a pound or two pounds per week.  Link

All of a sudden, why is Limbaugh caring about his health?
Wasn't it back in June 2009 where Limbaugh blamed Exercise as the leading cause of rising health care cost - and not obesity?!



What is the secret to the Limbaugh diet? Does it conflict with his Oxycotin diet? What was it that I heard, in one month he was able to shed 27 pounds in just 27 days? Unreal! He hasn't exercise anymore than his usual round of golf and he hasn't stop smoking his cigars. Me thinks - gastric bipass surgery?!

But I digress!
Why on earth would anyone care to take dieting tips from Rush Limbaugh? I've been waiting for that humongous, gluttonous, gaping maw of monstrosity to just keel over and die. Seriously, how has this guy managed to stay alive?? He's bound to have a debilitating stroke any day soon. And when this day comes, a hired staff is needed to keep feeding this animal and changing his diapers just to maintain his rotund physique.

Well, here's my dieting tip for Rush - what is the fast way to shed 50lbs of unwanted fat?
Cut off his head!

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0 # Guest 2009-08-19 17:23
um hello your the one that hates haters so much why dont u leave him alone you might not agree with his politics but why do you care if he\'s doing something good for his health jeez
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0 # Get Real!Guest 2009-08-20 16:53
dFlame - have you been living in a vacuum?
Leave Him Alone??????????
LardAss Limbaugh has been your loud voice of the Republican Party. He just won\'t stop fabricating lies and stupidity. He hates everything Obama does and criticizes him to the hilt. Fatass also criticizes obama in his attempt to stop smoking! So - I throw your quote back on you!

You\'re the one that hates Obama so much why don\'t you leave him alone. You might not agree with his politics but why do you care if he\'s doing something good for his country (and health)! Jeez!

You would not take these words to heart - why should I take yours?
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