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Can you Believe it???!! Ann Coulter's jaw was wired shut - its all over the blogosphere. I thought this was a joke and can't be true, but it is! That mouth of her keeps on flapping even when her brain is asleep.

Right-wing agitator and controversy-seeker Ann Coulter's jaw is wired tightly shut.

I know, I know. If the report is true, It's almost as if our prayers have been answered.

Apparently it was broken, but by whom, no one seems to be sure. We could hazard a guess, but why throw roses yet.

The blogosphere is already aquiver over the idea of a forced Coulter Moment of Silence.

Finally, the Right Wing Barbie Doll has to shut up. This is, after all, the woman who called 2004 VP nominee John Edwards the F-word in 2007 while speaking at the Conservative Political Action Conference.

"I was going to have a few comments on the other Democratic presidential candidate, John Edwards, but it turns out that you have to go into rehab if you use the 'gay hate word' " so I'm -- so, kind of at an impasse, can't really talk about Edwards, so I think I'll just conclude here and take your questions."

The rehab reference was a right-wing joke (and we use the term loosely) about actor Isaiah Washington using that word for his “Grey’s Anatomy” co-star T.R. Knight and been forced by the network to undergo psychological treatment.

But her unfunny comments drew criticism from all fields, Democrats, Republicans and gay rights groups.

But here’s the best part about the Coulter broken jaw news. No really, this is really good: Seems she has a brand new book titled "GUILTY” due out in early January and, of course, was all booked on TV and radio talk shows to discuss the “much-needed reality check on a Left gone wild," declares the book's jacket.

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She broke her jaw??!! LOL! How does one casually break one's own jaw???
However, no one can deny she had stuck her foot in her mouth numerous time. Well, with a closed trap - she can lose another 30-40 pounds of ..... what?

Hmmmm, maybe its all a coverup! Coulter's long face is in need of an extreme cosmetic overhaul which include cheek implants and the face-chin-neck lifts.

Or .....

Maybe it is completely true! I guess that new rifle of hers must have quite a kick!