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Mumified Saint becomes lucrative side show!!

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Padre Pio, a Saint considered a miracle worker was exhumed 40 years after his death and business has been good ever since. He now sports a new plastic face which the faithful (ahem) seem to approve of ...

Her Ex-Husband was Female

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A judge will allow a woman to annul her marriage when she discovered after her divorce that her ex-husband was once a woman.
Jennifer Jack met Andrew Mireles when she was 16. She didn't know what to think about Mireles' strange behavior in the bedroom throughout the seven years of their marriage.
But after they divorced, Jack flipped through an old yearbook and noticed a photo of her ex-husband as a female.
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WTF?? Seven Years of Marriage and she didn't know???

Karl Lagerfeld is a P.I.M.P.

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I did not know Lagerfeld was such a pimp.  For those who live under a rock.  Lagerfeld is a clothes designer.  He makes expensive duds that the rich and famous (and wannabe's like me) wear.

He recently gave an interview for Hong Kong's Prestige magazine. The interview is pure gold.  I love it.

Here are a few choice excerpts as pulled by jezebel.com.

I hate the smell of cooking. Some people love it, but I don't care for it. I don't eat sweet things. I don't eat greasy things.

That's the last thing I want. I hate all children. For other people, it's fine, but not for me. I was born not to be a family person.

I live in certain isolation. I never take appointments in the morning. I leave my house only after lunch. I don't want to have a social life. I've had enough of that in my life. It's demode. It's another era. Perhaps people are still excited by that era, but not me. It's uninteresting today. It says nothing. It's boring, pretentious and vulgar.

Also I cannot go on airlines because people stare at me, you have to be touched by people. I hate that...I hate bespoke because I hate to be touched by strangers.

Oh god.  That just makes me smile inside.  I would so love to not leave my house before lunch.  I sooo agree that rushing around is so demode, so vulgar.

I wish I could meet him. We could sit in a room together discussing beautiful things, but not looking at each other or gasp! touching.  He would probably not like me though, because I'm not a size 1 and therefore I'm fat. He hates fat people.  Fat people like the smell of food cooking, and he hates that too.

No matter.  I still love him.  He's fierce and fearless, and so, well Lagerfeld.

The polygamist ladies - again

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I had tried to refrain from talking about this, but then I saw this video .

That last woman set my hair on end.  She is the poster child for brainwashing.  The weird look on her face.  That strange smile but not smile.  Shudder.  I don't know what the hell the men folk there do to the women in that  compond, but it isn't good.

I won't even talk about their dresses or their hair, because that isn't important.  People can dress how they like.  I support women who want to be half naked as much as those who want to cover from neck to ankle in granny gear, to each their own.  But I can't help but think that these women are not happy. Not even a little.  Why?  Look at their faces.  The expressions.  They look desperate, needy, lost.

They don't need to be part of the modern world if they don't want to. But they do need to be able to be in control of their lives which doesn't seem to be the case.

What should happen to them? I'm not sure.  I don't think their children should be taken from them.  Sending the kids to foster care is a worse fate.  Split up and shoved into a world that's rude and crude full of strangers that would board them for cash.  Not cool. Send them home with supervision.  Send the menfolk to jail.  That's seems fair to me.

Porn star runs for Public Office. Go Girl!

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America is hung up on body parts and sex. It's our Puritanical back grounds that have warped us. God forbid a politician has an affair yet half of America does and are. Porn is one of our biggest industries.  Enters a new politician derriere first...

RICH OIL PRINCE PAYS $2.7 MILLION FOR A CAMEL!

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Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Apparently this prince was smitten (and possibly bitten) by this desert beauty...

Phladelphia school Study -FAT Kids lose weight!

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In this test program kids and their parents were educated about food. The result was a lot fewer fatties. A real lot!..

Birthday Guts, Kiddies no Cake for you!!

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A school in New Zealand has prohibited the sharing of birthday cakes for the darlings. They are enforcing new government guidelines to restrict unhealthy eating. Let them eat cake, well not in this towbirthdy_cake.jpgn...

You Have Inner Strength ...

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If you can start the day without caffeine,
If you can always be cheerful, ignoring aches and pains,
If you can resist complaining and boring people with your troubles,
If you can eat the same food every day and be grateful for it,
If you can understand when your loved ones are too busy to give you any time,
If you can take criticism and blame without resentment,
If you can ignore a friend's limited education and never correct her/him,
If you can resist treating a rich friend better than a poor friend,
If you can conquer tension without medical help,
If you can relax without liquor,
If you can sleep without the aid of drugs,

Then, You Are Probably .......

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