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JOE BARTON WOULD LIKE TO APOLOGIZE TO:
BP, FOR GETTING OUR OCEAN ALL MIXED UP IN YOUR OIL.
AT&T, FOR UNREALISTICALLY EXPECTING TO MAKE PHONE CALLS WITH A PHONE.
OSAMA BIN LADEN, FOR MAKING YOU SPEND ALL THAT TIME IN A CAVE. I BET IT IS REALLY COLD AND DARK THERE. YOU KNOW WHAT MIGHT HELP? OIL.
GERMANY, FOR D-DAY. SEEMS LIKE YOU GUYS WOULD HAVE REALLY LIKED TO KEEP ALL OF EUROPE. HOW ABOUT WE JUST GIVE YOU TEXAS FOR YOUR TROUBLES. FAIR TRADE?
KIM JONG-IL, FOR REFUSING HIS PATENT APPLICATIONS FOR RADIAL TIRES, HOLOGRAMS, THE MICROWAVE, THE CHAIR, TWITTER, FARTING, FIXIES, HUGS, AND THE 1978 RAMONES ALBUM ROAD TO RUIN.
GERMANY, FOR D-DAY. SEEMS LIKE YOU GUYS WOULD HAVE REALLY LIKED TO KEEP ALL OF EUROPE. HOW ABOUT WE JUST GIVE YOU TEXAS FOR YOUR TROUBLES. FAIR TRADE?
