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How to create a Republican Tea Bagger. First you take a person and give them a pre-frontal lobotomy, mount them on a donkey and give them a flog to beat it with. No matter what it does, they must beat it, because this game is more fun than actually doing anything. Then you give them the armor of contempt, the shield of false righteousness (adorned with corporate logos), and the lance of ignorance from which the banner of "One Right-Wing Nation Under God" will fly. Their helm will have no visor, because anyone around them will be the enemy. Then you point them to the nearest windmill and let them have at it while you go on and actually try to make your country better. When did it become that the Republican game of screwing the other side became more important than doing their job of running the country?
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