the police that Lilian Morganstein put her fingers down her throat and vomited all over the French table on her way out splattering those sitting around it. When questioned by the police Lilian said that it was not intentional and that their smoking had made her sick and in fact she was the true victim. The French tourists refused to press charges and the manager comped their meal. Later Ms. Lilian complained that it was just another example of the French getting a free lunch off the generosity of their liberators.
Mark Stevens is a satirical columnist who contributes to
...(Read full article on Slackerheaven.com)
Comments
RSS feed for comments to this post