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WalMart Greeter

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After landing my new job as a Walmart greeter, a good find for many retirees, I lasted less than a day ...... about two hours into my first day on the job a very loud, decidedly unattractive, woman walked into the store along with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.

WhiteTrash Reality TV: Honey Boo Boo

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Well, America has moved to a whole new level of reality TV. White Trash on film (exploited by the Learning Channel): Here Comes Honey Boo Boo - and its getting high ratings and it beat the Republican National Convention. It is the dumbing down of America (nothing new there)!

Gangnam Style

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Move over Macarena, go away Electric Slide, its Gangnam Style! The Korean pop single is a viral hit sensation here in the US - by Korean pop star "Psy". Have you heard it?? The upbeat music and outlandish video makes this hit a humorous, fun to watch sound.

Jewish Woman Defends Free Speech

Helen Morganstein and her daughter Lilian were having lunch in a South Beach restaurant on February 8th. Whilst sitting at their sidewalk table enjoying their meals and the south Florida weather, a couple -French tourists-were at the next table were smoking up a storm (as is their norm). Lilian Morganstein is a non smoker and by law of nature the smoke naturally flowed her way.

Reportedly Ms. Lilian asked the 'foreigners' to extinguish the offensive source and "those Frenchies refused saying we thought this was a free country and laughed at me she said. I was so offended given how we bailed the cowards out in WW2, I couldn't believe me ears. I ordered a large order of fries and had them delivered to the renchies as symbol of our freedom no thanks to them."

The manager of the restaurant later reported to

Harry Potter's Reality Fat BFF

Now this is teenage reality!

 

Seeking Scablovers

And you thought Gay men were weird sex-fetish addicts!

300lbs+ Fly Coach

Can he double as a floatation device during an evacation? 

GOP: Party With A Vision

Headsup America! Republicanism is heading your way!

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Santa Claims Prostitution Oldest Profession Next To His! Ho..

Where else but Las Vegas? According to witnesses the Santa Claus stationed in front of the Palms Casino to greet customers was bouncing more than kiddies on his lap. Allegedly, santa was bouncing an intoxicated 20 something female on his lap and both were going for the ultimate gift as one witness stated. I wasn't sure what I was seeing at first, then it became real clear as to what was going on. They were having sex right there on the sidewalk with a drunk woman bouncing all over the place. Santa seated in his chair grinding away at the woman straddling him. It was like nothing I have ever seen." exclaimed Margaret Wallace visiting from Arkansas.
 
The kiddies were looking on in confusion as their parents scurried them off looking back over their shoulders at the scene.

 

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