File this one under, "a face only a mother could love". Side show act, Flava Flav got himself locked up for assault, and provided us all with this mugshot for our editorial pleasure.
Former rap star Flavor Flav was arrested Wednesday in Las Vegas, Nevada, and charged with assault with a deadly weapon and battery in a case involving his fiancee of eight years, police said.
Police were called to their house on the city's south side at 3:30 a.m., according to a domestic battery report issued by the Las Vegas Metropolitan Police Department, which offers the following account of events:
Flav, whose real name is William J. Drayton, 53, was arguing with the woman, Elizabeth Trujillo, 39.
The two had gotten into a "verbal altercation due to Drayton cheating on Trujillo," it said. The argument continued in the downstairs bedroom, where "Drayton became physical."
So let's see. This little garden gnome has a fiance of 8 years? You mean to tell me there is some woman so desperate for love that she's being strung along by Flav? And then he has the nerve to cheat on her? With who? We need to see this side piece. I have a burning desire to question why any woman would willing agree to be the jump off of Flava Flav...seriously WTF? I mean, Flav is nearly broke, he ain't got game (we all saw him on Flava of Love), he's disrespectful, and he looks like that. What the hell is the allure? Does he have some magic gnome dust that he blows in bitches eyes? I gotta know.