Just in time for football season, a sex scandal!  Patriots linebacker Brandon Spikes thought it would be a good idea to release a little slap and giggle session with a groupie on Chat Roulette, but now the video is in the wild, and of course, he's so so "sworry".

Guess Levi Johnston is not the only one with regrets - John McCain may feel the same. On a CBS Early Show interview, Levi tells CBS that of all the things he regrets is his public apology to Sarah Palin.Yeah - anyone who passes an olive branch over to this woman will get torn apart!

This chick is trying her hardest to keep her plastic ass in the spotlight. Someone from Bravo must whisper in the craziest housewife's ear on each show, "sing like a songbird, you're a star!", because this foolery is running rampant.  First Mistress of the Wigs Kim Z from Atlanta wanted us to be "Tardy for the Party", then Princess Stick in the Mud from New York wanted to "Buy You Class", now Miss Silicone wants to get "Close to You".  And every time, every one of them gives us comedy gems.

Ok.  I used to root for Fantasia.  I think she's a talented singer, fashion challenged obviously, but a chick with a voice anyway.  But then she started behaving like a slore.  A sloppy slore.  And that gave her wardrobe choices new meaning.  Then I saw that she was just wearing the standard issue ho uniform.  Then she went and tried to commit suicide by aspirin.  I thought it was probably just a publicity stunt.  But noooooo, Fantasia makes sure to clear up that little misconception.

Well, they are not as stupid as they appear on TV. MTV's Jersey Shore reality star, Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino, is expected to sign a contract deal earning him $5 million dollars - this year alone. Wow America, being a self-absorbed, talentless, lame and a complete douchebag on TV can really pay off! 

Confession.  My name is Ebony Jones, and I am a True Blood addict.  The best vampires in entertainment right now appeared nekkid for the upcoming cover of Rolling Stone.  But that's not the news worthy tidbit.  The interesting bit is that hotter than hellfire vampire Eric doesn't wear a covering when doing nude scenes.  Can a chick get a backstage pass?

This right here is reason number 5083 why you shouldn't have unprotected sex with every Tom, Dick and Sally you meet.  Nadja Benaissa, a member of German girl band No Angels is currently facing charges of giving guys sexual hotshots.  One of her victims has been positively diagnosed with HIV.  SMH.

Well I guess we'll all have to settle for watching Theresa's bankruptcy drama, because Danielle and her fame whoring ways are off the show.