Tis the season to get engaged.  Brandy Norwood got engaged to music exec Ryan Press over the holidays.  Maybe Brandy and Janet can have a double wedding?

After Janet Jackson threw Jermaine Dupri back into the dating pool because he was obviously mentally undersized, she hooked billionaire, Wissam Al Mana.  Wissam has now hooked Janet with a big sparkly engagement ring.

Bethenny Frankel and her hassled husband Jason Hoppy are separating.  Cue the surprise faces - not.  If you have ever watched any of her gazillion reality TV appearances, you can easily see how someone...well anyone, would grow tired of living with that woman.  She's a walking, talking advertisement for Valium.

In case you missed it.  Ice-T's silicone filled wife Coco recently did a very silly thing.  She allowed some struggle rapper to take pictures of her snuggling up to her and sniffin' her neck in a club.  She then claimed innocence when Ice and his fans went in on her..."he's just a friend!", "it was just pictures in the club!" Well now, the other dude says he's got nude pics of Coco in a suite in Vegas.  Whoops!

 Fat Joe is was found guilty of cheating Uncle Sam out of his money, and in April he's going to see whether the IRS will deliver the ultimate pimp slap.

Well, if you wanted to see Rick Ross perform live in Charlotte, North Carolina, you're just going to have to settle for watching him not dance on YouTube.  After a series of threats by local gangstas, Ross decided being rich is better than being dead, and the "promoter" canceled the show.

Joe Jackson is recovering today after suffering a stroke. 

Well, it's a wrap.  .Kimora and her faux husband Djimon Housou have split.  Seems that this whole time they only had a "spiritual" marriage and not a legal one, so no lengthy divorce court wranglings are needed.