Can someone please remind me again why this chick is famous? Oh yeah, sex tape. Anyslut...Kim Kardashian has decided that the world needs more of her, they need to see and know about her 24 hours a day, on the go! So she teamed up with a developer to release her very own iPhone application.
Appetizer Mobile helped me develop a really cool application that allows you to ask me questions about beauty, fashion and style, keep up with my Twitter updates and even track your nearest Sephora. If you rotate or shake your phone you can even control the virtual me, haha!
I know right now thousands of teenaged boys are bombarding the Apple store dowloading this app so they can virtually undress her. Sigh.
Although I can't stand faux celebrities like Kim, I have to give it her, the girl has got some serious marketing gangsta. She has turned an embarrassing situation (sex tape) into a career. People will pay good money just to look at her. Now they will gladly pay $1.99 a pop to read her Twitter deep thoughts and stuff. Pure marketing genius I tell you, I'm taking notes.
Kudos again to her for making her own cash, ole' Kimmy knows she better get all she can while her looks still hold up, because it doesn't look like Reggie is going to marry her anytime soon. Maybe she should get ahold of whatever magic fairy dust that giant wildebeast masquerading as her sister Khloe, used on Lamar...it's fast acting and effective! I'm just sayin'.
